Guess who’s back?


24/05/2013 by Siddiqui Fayesal


My blog’s been as bare as Salman Khan’s chest and, frankly speaking, I don’t like it. I was away. Away doing something I abhor. It doesn’t make a difference that I was lazy at the same time. The last post was some serious Modi butt kicking (I enjoyed it immensely) and it’s stayed as my homepage for a month, I think.


Why! Why am I so Awesome!

I’ve cribbed before about hating it when I don’t write for months on end so I won’t do that again. Cribbing, mean. Also, in hind sight I shouldn’t be so mean towards the profession that helped dad make enough money to give me all shit that I have. My bike, my PC, my clothes, my school fees and stuff that I can never ever make a list of. It’s quite a lot frankly. I cannot even fathom how much money I’ve gobbled up since I was born till now. I’m 26 now. So I should show a little respect towards it and think about the dough I’ll be making in a couple of years!


Anyway, what was I doing?

I was studying Costing and Taxation and Information System Audits.

I learnt quite a lot, to be frank.

I learnt that morons bother about bullshit more than they should bother about their own IQ. I mean people are dying because of attacks and lack of timely medication and one idiot (read Imran Khan) from Bollywood can only think of filing a PIL (Public Interest Litigation) against the  drinking age for adults!

Scary scenario.

But then we’ve also got idiots who bother about “modesty” after hiding their “modesty” (the same one) with their hands (two in number, mind you. They only use their own hands to hide them) and pouting their bad collagen lips to attract people and interest them in buying Insurance Policies! Whaaat???

And then they (the feminists) talk about how “men” have made woman an object of fantasy. To some extent I agree. I’ve forever maintained men, in general, are bastards. They DO objectify women as sex symbols. Shoot, or better still, castrate them. He He He. But where in the world are the women thinking from?

Ah chuck it.

Of course some idiots are far bigger dolts that they give themselves credit for. There was a case around 2 years back where a businessman based in South Mumbai filed a PIL saying that making adultery an offense infringes  upon their fundamental rights, namely;

  1. Right to Life“,
  2. Right to Privacy” and
  3. Right to have sexual relationships with a person of one’s choice in a changing society where there was greater acceptance of consensual relationships“.

As far as I’m concerned the last mentioned “RIGHT” is not a part of our Indian Constitution.  The horny bastard wasn’t aware about it perhaps. Who’d spend time reading Law books when you’ve got your neighbour to screw?

I’ve learnt a lot of lesser scandalous things too in these past few months. I found out how grown ups can be weird in an annoying, irritable way. I saw that habits from the childhood can come back to haunt you in the form of peculiar reasoning and embarrassing acceptance in a social gatherings.

I learnt that I’ve been sometimes too harsh to people by judging them based on actions I witness for half a minute.

I realised all this…

But they’re not half as fun to relate here.

Siddiqui F.

2 thoughts on “Guess who’s back?

  1. Tame SheWolf says:

    I love the cartoon, and I always love humorous rants.

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