Faramir and Me

Just because I think I’m like Faramir it doesn’t necessarily mean that I’m saying that my dad is Lord Denethor. This is the thought that I had as I sat on my chair befuddled at the forlorn and redundant life I was leading. Of course, I would appreciate it if the readers didn’t snigger and …

The Sandwich Chronicles

This is an extract of a conversation that took place last night at out Bookhad chatroom. There is Utkarsha, Sameen, Asim, Aroop and myself. The ladies weren't very interested in The Sandwich Chronicles for some weird reason while the guys were very intent. Aroop couldn't run the course; Asim gave up and I couldn't manage …

Dumbing Down a Nation

A couple of days back I was having a conversation with a friend about how certain movie directors, actors, writers and lyricists in the Indian movie industry have taken upon themselves to ruin our great diverse nation. While there are very few directors and creative geniuses who have the brilliance to be the real pioneers …

Y U No Travel LIKE.A.BOSS

I've always wanted to write about travelers who walk the length of a train with their toothbrush sticking out of their foaming mouth looking for an empty toilet or, at least, a basin. Sometimes you find such specimens with their head stuck out of a bus window showering the remaining lesser health conscious brethren with …

Guess who’s back?

Me. My blog's been as bare as Salman Khan's chest and, frankly speaking, I don't like it. I was away. Away doing something I abhor. It doesn't make a difference that I was lazy at the same time. The last post was some serious Modi butt kicking (I enjoyed it immensely) and it's stayed as …

The last of 2012 or the first of 2013?

Wow! So, I have either ended my calendar year in confusion, or, worse, I have begun the new one in equal, if not more, confusion! How's that for ending a year. Or, you know, beginning a new one? I wish I could've written a more appealing and more intuitive post signifying the end of the …

5 signs that say you’re a closet Moron!

Being a moron is one tough business, trust me! Tough, for the simple reason that there is fine line between rational introspection bordering on idiosyncratic behaviour which reflects the true You! Business, because you end up making a baboon of yourself anyway. The funny part is that usually we don't realise what big morons we …

A very sensitive Barber ?!

The following conversation (for most part silent) really did take place. Not with me given, but then the power of the pen means you can slander without getting caught! Without giving you the names, addresses, blood group type or (brace yourselves) the presence, or absence, of VD inflicted main characters I will try and make …

What Nonsense!!!

Today is one of those days that I just don't feel like writing. Of course, it doesn’t mean that I write very regularly but it means that I don’t FEEL like writing today. so, gawddammit, I’m gonna make it a point to write SOMETHING. So this post is totally irrelevant cuz, like I said, I'm …